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Tinfoil Hat* - FREE SHIPPING! - $30 OFF!

Tinfoil Hat* - FREE SHIPPING! - $30 OFF!
Worried about government mind
control and/or mind reading?

Our tinfoil hat is your guaranteed solution. It will shield you from government control, eliminating your concerns.
  • One size fits all. Expands or contracts to your specifications.
  • Each hat is custom made...yours is unique
  • Assembly required.
  • Shipped in flattened state, must be opened to fit.
  • Fashionable.
  • Available in silver only.
  • Safe, no sharp edges.
  • Can be molded to your own custom design, limited only by your imagination.
NOTE #1: We call this a “tinfoil hat” because that’s the common term for this protective device. It’s actually made of aluminum foil, yet every bit as effective.

NOTE #2: There is a false rumor that wearing a tinfoil hat serves only to improve reception of government radio-wave thought-control signals. This is an unsubstantiated myth designed to undermine the effectiveness of our product. Our guarantee stands.

WARNING: Our tinfoil hat WILL NOT protect you from the truth. It is also ineffective against willful ignorance, tactical stupidity, cognitive bias, and/or pre-existing brainwashing.

* Please don’t be outraged and upset that we would try to sell such a worthless product for such an obscene price without first considering the possibility that this is just a joke.

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